Model Waif

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"Model Waif"

I wish I was a model waif,
I wouldn't worry about my weight.
I'd look at you with my sultry eyes.
I wouldn't worry about the size of my thighs.

I wish I was Muhammed Ali,
I'd punch you in the face and get away clean.
I wish I was a frozen pizza,
I'd get warmed up by someone who loves me.

I wish I was you wish you were me,
I think I'd like to be you
think you'd like to be me too.

I wish I was a media blitz,
I'd tell you what to think about this.
I wish I was your therapist,
I'd get to do the same.

I wish I was a V-formation of geese,
I'd head down south where it's warm and soft and slow and sweet.

I wish I was you wish you were me,
I think I'd like to be you
think you'd like to be me too.

I wish I was generation X,
I'd whine all the time, be a pain in the neck.
I wish I was Johnny Depp.

I wish I was the choice of a new generation,
I'd get to be what everyone's drinking.
I wish I was a Kinsey report,
I'd get to be what everyone's thinking.

I wish I was you wish you were me,
I think I'd like to be you
think you'd like to be me too.

And I wish I was you wish you were me,
I think I'd like to be you
think you'd like to be me too.
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